THE KING'S LINGO
SINCE THE KING OF OBSOLETE WEBSITE IS VIEWED AROUND THE WORLD. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GOOD THAT I EXPLAIN MY TERMS AND USE OF WORDS. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT EH IS 100% CANADIAN, SO WITH THIS LIST EVERYONE WILL KNOW IT IS THE KING OF OBSOLETE TALKING (OK TYPING) THANSK
KING OF OBSOLETE--- SOMEONE WHO MAKES AND LIVING WITH OLD OBSOLETE EQUIPMENT.
THANSK---- IS SPELLED THIS WAY AS MY TRADE MARK, IT STARTED WHEN I BEGAN TO USE 2 FINGERS ON THE KEYBOARD.
KINGDOM ---- IS WHERE THE KING LIVES ON 2 ACRES OF LAND WHICH IS ROCK, BUSH AND SWAMP WITH THE 10X30 BUNKHOUSE. READ MORE.
KING'S GOLD-- THIS REFERS TO THE COLLECTION OF CATS THAT I HAVE, ALL WHICH HAVE NAMES. READ MORE
DUALS RULE-- THE BEST WAY TO EXPLAIN THIS IS THE DUAL EXHAUST ON THE TD-18 CATS. SEE FRONT PAGE WITH THE YELLOW CAT.
WOW EH!!!! ----- 100% CANADIAN, WHAT MORE CAN I SAY.
SMOKING THE DRAPES--- IT IS A PHRASE THE KING USES FOR WHEN SOME ONE IS WAY OUT IN LEFT FIELD.
WAY TO BE BELL BOTTOMS---- THIS IS USED FOR SOMEONE WHO IS NOT UP WITH THE TIMES IN A CONVERSATION AND A LITTLE BEHIND TIMES.
STUNNED-O-BUNNY---- IS SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T THINK BEFORE THEY DID SOME THINK.
PUTZ ---- SOMEONE WHO IS SILLY
TOAST --- THE WORD USED BEST TO DESCRIBE WYLIE THE COYOTE FROM THE ROAD RUNNER SHOW, WITH HIS LITTLE UMBRELLA TO STOP THE BIG FALLING ROCK.
NO HAIR----- THIS IS A TERM TO DESCRIBE THE CRUNCH FAMILY FROM OREGON WHO SHAVE OFF THEIR HAIR IN FEAR OF BEING SENT TO THE GREAT WHITE NORTH.
FANCY-- THIS WORD IS USED TO DESCRIBE ANYTHING NEW, MODERN, HIGH TECH THAT THE KING GETS INVOLVED WITH.
IT IS GOOD TO BE THE KING-- IS A SAYING FOR WHEN EVERYTHING GOES RIGHT, OR LOTS OF GIFTS ARRIVE IN "KINGDOM"
WHO IS "THEY"-- IT IS A GOOD QUESTION, THEY ARE THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE RULES AND THINK THEY ARE THE WHOSE WHO. SO I ALWAYS ASK "WHO IS THEY" WHEN I'M TOLD I DON'T FIT IN WITH PRESENT DAY RULES.
COMPUTERLAND-- THIS IS WHAT I REFER TO AS OUT IN CYBER SPACE, BETTER KNOWN AS THE INTERNET.
HANDLE IT-- GET IT DONE, FINISH IT, DO THE JOB.
BOO HOOING-- THIS IS USED FOR PEOPLE THAT WHINE AND CRY ABOUT THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE.
HONEY DO DAY--THIS TERM I PICKED UP FROM AN AMERICAN NAMED TONY WHO WOULD COME TO LYNN LAKE EVERY SUMMER TO FISH. BUT COULDN'T FISH ON SUNDAYS BECAUSE IT WAS "HONEY DO DAY" AND HAD TO DO REPAIRS AND MAINTENANCE TO HIS HOUSE.
CAT'S MEOW-- SOMETHING THAT GOES RIGHT THE FIRST TIME WITH NO PROBLEMS WHAT SO EVER.
PISS UP AT A BREWERY-- THIS SAYING IS USED WHEN THINGS ARE NOT ORGANIZED AND NOTHING GOES RIGHT, SO THE WHOLE EXPRESSION IS "THESE GUYS COULDN'T ORGANIZE A PISS UP AT A BREWERY"
2 CAR PARADE-- THIS SAYING IS USED WHEN YOU CAN'T SAY THE PHRASE "PISS UP AT A BREWERY" SO WE THEN SAY "THEY COULDN'T ORGANIZE A 2 CAR PARADE". I HOPE I DON'T HAVE YOU TOO CONFUSED, LOL.
SOUTHERN BELLE---- IS THE KING'S GIRLFRIEND WHO HE MET IN THE SOUTH ON THE WORLD TOUR. (IN 2007 SOUTHERN BELLE MOVED SOUTH AND HAVE NOT HEARD FROM HER AS OF JAN 01 2013)
BUTTLICKERS--- ARE THE 2 SHITSHOE DOGS THAT SOUTHERN BELL BROUGHT FROM THE SOUTH. YOU CAN GUESS BY THE NAME WHAT THEY DO ALL THE TIME.
LENO SHOW-- YES THIS IS THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO. CAPTAIN CRUNCH AND I ARE REALLY POPULAR ON THE BBs, SO WE TELL EVERYONE THAT SOMEDAY WE WILL BE GUESTS ON THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO. OF COURSE HIS RATINGS WILL SOAR WITH US ON THAT EVENING'S SHOW.
LADY CRUNCH'S VISA-- THIS IS AN EXCELLENT CREDIT CARD WITH AN UNLIMITED LINE OF CREDIT. BUT IT IS ONLY IN COMPUTERLAND THAT THE CARD EXIST.
UTAVADA ----- IS THE CODE WORD FOR THE STATE OF UTAH. IT COMES FROM CAPTAIN CRUNCH THINKING THAT A FELLOW NAMED SAWMILL LIVES IN NEVADA NOT UTAH. SO THE TWO WORDS COMBINED TO MAKE ONE.
BANDITS ---- THESE ARE THE FELLOWS ON THE BBs WHO HAVE BEEN TRYING TO STEAL THE KING'S CATS. THEY ARE BEST KNOWN FOR THE 5 FINGER DISCOUNTS.
THANSK