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WHAT THE KING DID TODAY

 

SO IF YOU ARE READING THIS, IT IS NOT TODAY BUT THIS IS WHAT THE KING DID YESTERDAY. info@kingofobsolete.ca

THANSK

 

 

March 22 2021 -- King of Obsolete's Ladies 3rd book

 

April 04 2021 -- King of Obsolete's Adventures 4th book

 

April 04 2021 -- Joey Barnes KoO Book Author Page

 

June 15 2021

 

since i did not get the year 2020 in the last winter road book and we are still locked down. i will do one more winter road book: Blew it Up because i did blow up the rearends in the Screaming Ford. Now the winter road book series on how to lose money with out saying I Do will be a 9 book series. to think when i started april 04 there was only going to be 3 books in the series.

 

Cat Train Newsletters : Second Edition (King of Obsolete Series Book 1) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Crafts, Hobbies & Home Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

19th book cover

 

June 14 2021

 

the big snow storm in march 2017 which was a nice day to take the Linn Tractor for a drive. the Linn Tractor never failed me and it was a good day having fun which i wrote about in my 18th book. but amazon has my 1st on for no purchase for the next 4 days with the Linn Tractor on the cover. the stories were written in 2003 when i was drinking professionally.

 

Cat Train Newsletters : Second Edition (King of Obsolete Series Book 1) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Crafts, Hobbies & Home Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

linn storm

June 13 2021

 

i started april 05 and finished on june 12 on the 8 book winter roads series which works out to be 68 days that totaled 272,000 words combined. now to celebrate as it continues to pour rain again which seems to never end. amazon has my 1st book i wrote back in 2003 when i drinking professional on for FREE for the next 5 days.

 

Cat Train Newsletters : Second Edition (King of Obsolete Series Book 1) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Crafts, Hobbies & Home Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

18th done

 

June 12 2021

 

another day of rains in the Kingdom and working to finish the 8th and final book in my winter road book series. we did take Thor out with no front snow plow which made it hard to drive because of the roads being so rough up here. we won't do that again and leave the snow plow on all year round.

 

Winter Roads: Never Give Up (King of Obsolete Winter Roads Book 7) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Crafts, Hobbies & Home Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

thor no blade

June 11 2021

 

working on the 8th and final book in the winter road book series. the pink crew cab looking good as we drive across reindeer lake in 2019. the 7th book in the series got another 5 Star rating last night which impressed me because that makes me a 5 Star Amazon Author.

 

Winter Roads: Never Give Up (King of Obsolete Winter Roads Book 7) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Crafts, Hobbies & Home Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

pink icee

June 10 2021

 

my 15 seconds of fame in 2013 is airing on TV in the usa. a Kingdom Follower sent me a picture of his TV while reading my book on what really happened behind the cameras as they film. my 7th book in the winter road series is on for no purchase for 3 more days on amazon.

 

Winter Roads: Never Give Up (King of Obsolete Winter Roads Book 7) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Crafts, Hobbies & Home Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

tv fame

June 09 2021

 

the 7th book in my winter road series on how to lose money without saying i do reached #1 in the new releases on amazon plus received a 5 Star rating which is impressive. the book deals with the winter road season in 2015-16 when we had a lot of fun plus a lot of equipment got wrecked including an airplane. also the winter roads are mostly mud in april too. the book is still on for no purchase for the next 4 days.

 

Winter Roads: Never Give Up (King of Obsolete Winter Roads Book 7) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Crafts, Hobbies & Home Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

17th stars

17th plane

17th stuck

June 08 2021

amazon liked my 7th book of the 8 book winter road series on how to lose money without saying I Do. i only have one more book in the series to write as we are still locked down in the Great White North. the 7th book features the Double Tow i did to get the broken tow truck off the winter roads. the driver was on WEED and loaded the wrong bus and did not load it correctly so i had to strip the tow truck down to be able to tow it. amazon has the new book on for no purchase for the next 5 days.

 

Winter Roads: Never Give Up (King of Obsolete Winter Roads Book 7) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Crafts, Hobbies & Home Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

tow tow small

 

June 07 2021

 

i finished the 7th book in my winter road book series on how to lose money without saying I Do. the book is in the hands of amazon and i hope they approve the book. this is the last of the caribou hunters that we fixed in 2016 which in in the book. there was a D6 cat in the shop so we just tarped the Dodge Ram in so i could weld the hitch back on. the forest fires in the summer of 2016 bunt what the caribou eat so the herds stayed north and are still north. the southerner hunters coming north to hunt caribou is long over and so are the days of me performing magic to fix all the broken vehicles from the winter roads.

 

caribou 01

 

June 06 2021

 

it was the dark side of the moon on the 6th of june (convoy radio song) 25 years ago i arrived in WHO-vile only to stay 2 years doing scrap metal. the people of WHO-ville have hated me for 24 years which has made me the person i am today. a single parent of a daughter since birth, on national TV around the world for 15 seconds, a published 5 Star Amazon Author with 20 book publishing deal. not bad from a 10x30 shack down by the tracks in a gated community. sadly the only vehicle that i have left from arriving 25 years ago is the Screaming Ford which is famous around the world. the Screaming Ford was bought as a yard truck to preload semi-trailers of scrap metal. the 96 chevy dually was a lemon and always at the dealership because it was brand new. it was returned to the dealership after 8 months of leasing. the 1975 chevy van was the best work truck i owned with tools inside. drove the van lots and never spent money on it until the day it died.

 

25 01

25 02

25 03

 

June 05 2021

 

late last night i finished the 7th book in my Winter Roads: Never Give Up. the title says it all when the "lemon" Duck Dynasty truck had another wheel hub fail. the road side assistance does not cover winter roads so the owner made the wheel "slide" 100km over the winter road to the Kinoosao Rally Road where the tow truck could pick up the "lemon" truck. the joys of living at the end of the world because warrenty and service means nothing.

 

dd sleigh

 

June 04 2021

 

my 37 Dodge in 1977 before the truck was rolled then put back on the road to be in another accident. after the second accident it was put in storage until 1984. then i bought the truck to have fun in the Summer of Fun 1985 which became my book Love is Trust. now the book Love is Trust has been donated for door prizes and fund raisers at hot rod events in the UK and USA.

 

37 84 77

 

June 03 2021

 

in the Naughty Natalie Book Series i write how the 37 Dodge got speeding tickets of 145mph. the truck was built for speed and there were a few time we almost had the speedometer needle hanging straight down. does any one know where these gauges came from when the 37 Dodge was built as a hot rod back in 1973??

 

37 dodge sppeedo

 

June 02 2021

 

yesterday i was able to go on ebay and buy a copy of the Playboy Magazine that was under the seat of the 37 Dodge that contained important papers. the hard part was finding a good used magazine because everyone wants to sell the ones in prefect condition for some reason. amazon delivered 50 books to the actress of Naughty Natalie in Georgia who will be signing the books to increase the value of the books. with the covid 19 lock down rules, amazon can't mail me my author's copies so i have never seen any of my 14 books on amazon in person. last day for my 7th book on amazon for the non purchase.

 

Dominatrix School: Failing Military Marriage (Naughty Natalie Series Book 3) eBook: Barnes, Joey: Amazon.ca: Kindle Store

 

30yh playboy

holly signed

holly books

 

June 01 2021

 

still working on the 7th (17th in total) book in the winter road book series which is based on the years 2015-18. than only one more book to go in the series which will be nice having them done so i can enjoy the 5 hot days of summer we "might" get this year. amazon still has the 7th book i wrote for FREE until tomorrow.

 

Dominatrix School: Failing Military Marriage (Naughty Natalie Series Book 3) eBook: Barnes, Joey: Amazon.ca: Kindle Store

 

17 book caverr

May 31 2021

 

with it being the usa memorial long weekend, amazon put my 7th book on for FREE because the book is about a failing military marriage in the mid-1980s when there was no support for a married couple serving our country. the book was referred to the "sex book" yesterday which had me laugh because the book is about aviation, business ethics, a time capsule of life in the mid 1980s plus it was written through my colour blind eyes. the book is 220,000 words which i wrote in 34 days back in november 2020 while lock down. the cdn amazon has the rating of 7 at 5 Stars with the best reviews. click on and enjoy. the cartoon was hand painted on my 37 Dodge when i was 10 years old and watching the artist do it. being locked down i used it for the cover on my 7th book.

 

Dominatrix School: Failing Military Marriage (Naughty Natalie Series Book 3) eBook: Barnes, Joey: Amazon.ca: Kindle Store

 

7th book cartoon

7th book stars

7th book reviews

May 30 2021

 

my 37 Dodge hot rod truck in 1989 at the street rod national in ST. Paul MN when they limited it to 5000 vehicles. dad took the truck and camper to a fun time because i don't attend these events. the Love is Trust has the complete story of this truck in the summer of 1985 when i was young and had all my hair. the 3rd book in the series is in the link below.

 

Dominatrix School: Failing Military Marriage (Naughty Natalie Series Book 3) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Health, Fitness & Dieting Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

371989

 

May 29 2021

 

yesterday on a friday before the usa holiday long weekend. i watched amazon deliver 300 of my Love is Trust book which tells of my fun times in 1985 when i was driving my 37 Dodge hot rod truck. i even found a picture of me looking so young back then. amazon would drop the package of 50 books off and send me a picture. then the fellow inside the house would send me a picture 10 minutes later after he opened the package. this happened yesterday across the usa as i watched and seen my books being delivered. which i have never seen personally due to covid shipping lock down rules. as i sit in my 10x30 shack down by the tracks in a gated community at the end of the world in northern canada, i am amazed at what too place yesterday. now this book will be used at car events and fund raisers as part of marketing my books. amazon will now do the winter roads Dream Team book in the month of june which will go to truck events for fund raisers. amazon has the my 7th book on for no purchase for the next 5 days.

 

Dominatrix School: Failing Military Marriage (Naughty Natalie Series Book 3) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Health, Fitness & Dieting Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

johns packagejohn hand

koo small 1983

14th marketin

 

May 28 2021

 

the joys of a DIEvorce of everything being destroyed including the pictures of my wasted youth. but i am learning that the 67 chevy i drove while building the 37 Dodge had the big back window. that is why when more then 3 in the cab of the truck, we had to duck down so the cops would not bust us. when the money tree blossoms i will have to acquire a 67 chevy with a big back window for marketing my Naughty Natalie Series. these are the only pictures i have of the truck back in 1984.

Winter Roads: Russian Roulette (King of Obsolete Winter Roads Book 6) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Crafts, Hobbies & Home Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

67 37

67 small window

 

May 27 2021

 

the computer and facebook are not getting a long today so a quick picture of the Screaming Ford in 2014 on the Unlucky Tour. it was an unlucky trip because 330km from the Kingdom i blew the clutch out of the Screaming Ford. just a minor detail

 

Winter Roads: Russian Roulette (King of Obsolete Winter Roads Book 6) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Crafts, Hobbies & Home Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

unlucky toour

 

May 26 2021

 

woke up to no bugs or mud in the Kingdom but it will be slippery outside wearing my Slip on Slippery Shoes. it will be another good day to work on the 7th book in my winter road book series which seems to become popular. amazon has the latest one on for no purchase. i can't not use the word "fre*" because the facebook bots put this post in market place and then i get too many people wanting to be my friend who never even read what i wrote. they just show up because something is "fre*".

 

Winter Roads: Russian Roulette (King of Obsolete Winter Roads Book 6) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Crafts, Hobbies & Home Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

snow wing

May 25 2021

 

in my 6th book in my winter roads book series on how to lose money with out saying I Do. it was common to remove the complete rearend when both spring broke and the drive shaft smashed a few things. then the truck drove out as a single axle unit. back in the Kingdom the rearend was re-installed with new part. sometime the 39 chevy was used to line things up. n purchased required for this book on amazon till friday.

 

Winter Roads: Russian Roulette (King of Obsolete Winter Roads Book 6) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Crafts, Hobbies & Home Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

rear 01

rear 02

rear 03

 

May 24 2021

 

i finished the 6th book in my winter road books series on how to lose money with out saying I Do. this book is based on the year 2014 with the story behind my 15 second of fame at km66.6 Iron Maiden's Number of the Beast or as Hollywood says,,,Ricochet Hill. amazon has the book on for no purchase until friday.

 

Winter Roads: Russian Roulette (King of Obsolete Winter Roads Book 6) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Crafts, Hobbies & Home Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

16th c b

 

May 23 2021

 

i finished the 6th book in my winter road series on how to lose money without saying I Do. it is Amazon Author thing to do by showing the book completed with an expensive beverage. since the forest fire in the south closed the only road to the Great White North. the price of pop went up to be expensive while the government controlled booze stayed the same price. another thing that surprised me and i am still in shock like when the first wife asked for a DIEvorce. a fellow in the usa called the Barnes and Noble book store and ordered my 1st book in the winter road series on wednesday. by saturday the book store had mailed the book to his house. i would have never thought living in a 10x30 shack down by the tracks in a gated community at the end of the world that Barnes and Noble would even have me in the computer plus impressive delivery times too. slowly i am putting WHO-ville on the map. also amazon has the hot rods, bikers and boobie book on for FREE for the last day today.

 

Love is Trust: Summer of Fun 1985 (Naughty Natalie Series Book 2) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Health, Fitness & Dieting Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

16th cover done

the end

b and n book

May 22 2021

 

in september 2020 my publisher after 16 years went out of business due to the covid 19 lock downs by the government. the next publisher had this book in rough copy then went out of business in october 2020 because of the locked down rules. at the end of january 2021 i learned how to do "amazon" which i did not think was a very good idea because i knew nothing of "amazon". i now 12 books on with amazon and only 8 more books to fulfil the 20 books with amazon. with the covid 19 lock down rules, amazon can not send me my author copies to canada. but amazon can send my author copies around the world. for fund raisers in England i had 50 author copies sent to a lady in England. it was only 3 minutes of wiggling the mouse to purchase the author copies in UK money. then 8 days later, the 50 books arrived at her house. i could not believe how simple and cheap it was compared to when i had the books printed and "i mailed" them around the world. now i am so glad to have learned "amazon" because it is making me a better author and person around the world. now my books in the England will be used for fund raisers which everyone will enjoy.

 

Love is Trust: Summer of Fun 1985 (Naughty Natalie Series Book 2) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Health, Fitness & Dieting Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

uk 6th book

 

May 21 2021

 

my imported asswipe arrived yesterday from the far east which is 3200km away. i will be good for another year during these lock downs we are having for the last year. also the 6th book is still FREE by amazon.

 

Love is Trust: Summer of Fun 1985 (Naughty Natalie Series Book 2) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Health, Fitness & Dieting Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

asswipe

 

May 20 2021

 

i woke up to frozen water line to the house because i didn't have the heat tape plugged in to keep it from freezing at -10c but feels like -14c. the guard dogs were enjoying to cool temperatures and fresh snow and frozen rain yesterday.

 

Love is Trust: Summer of Fun 1985 (Naughty Natalie Series Book 2) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Health, Fitness & Dieting Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

dogs 01

dog 02

dogs 03

May 19 2021

 

my 37 Dodge back in 1989 which i used the picture for the cover of my 6th book based on the summer of fun in 1985. the truck was rolled then smashed up again in 1977 which put the truck in storage till 1984 when i bought the truck for my fun times. amazon has the 6th book on for no purchase required for the next 5 days so share it well.

 

Love is Trust: Summer of Fun 1985 (Naughty Natalie Series Book 2) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Health, Fitness & Dieting Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

37 dodge 1989

 

May 18 2021

 

only prefect hat i wore a few years ago when this pictures was taken because to there is snow on the ground and it is freezing again on may 18 2021.

Winter Roads: 15 Seconds of Fame (King of Obsolete Winter Roads Book 5) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Crafts, Hobbies & Home Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

hat 2001

 

May 17 2021

 

having Barnes Noble book stores pick up my books like Walmart did is a good feeling because they must be worth marketing. plus i woke up to the Head Hanger book having a rating of 6 which is 5 Stars. like kindergarten i have no idea where the Stars come from. amazon still has the 5th book in the winter road series on for no purchase necessary.

 

Winter Roads: 15 Seconds of Fame (King of Obsolete Winter Roads Book 5) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Crafts, Hobbies & Home Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

BN both books

BN 12th

 

May 16 2021

 

new bedding was on sale for 50% off at the local store which mean almost regular price else where. i gave the one guard dog my old blanket which she destroyed in a matter of minutes then lays on it. this guard dog has gotten the nickname "welfare dog" because once given something for free, she has to destroy it like a person on welfare. my 15 seconds of fame is still free on amazon.

 

Winter Roads: 15 Seconds of Fame (King of Obsolete Winter Roads Book 5) - Kindle edition by Barnes, Joey. Crafts, Hobbies & Home Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

 

rouge bedding

 

May 23 2018

i asked my son xena to take a selfie for me because i can never do it right. tee shirts during the day and jackets on at night. welcome to the great white north.

 

thansk selfie

 

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